NAME: Sherman
AGE: 29
DESCRIPTION: As if a comedian time traveled straight from the 1980's, and splattered all over your front windshield in an explosion of thick velveeta cheese, Sherman is the kind of guy that would never be described as "tactful".

Sherman grew up watching the great comedians of the day along with too much T.V. in general. By day he goofs around, and by night he hits comedy clubs trying to make a name for himself whilst dodging tomatoes.

NAME: Kip
AGE: 28
DESCRIPTION: Mister Kip, as is his artistic pseudonym, is the product of a family so conservative they would rather eat nickles to save their valuable dimes.

Having been through the best schools and tutors to maintain the best B minus money could buy he decided to test his "genius" out as a political cartoonist because, in his words, he can both scribble, and complain.

NAME: Jabby Vicinity
AGE: 30
DESCRIPTION: Being the son of a used car salesman Jabby was born with a sharp tongue and a quick wit. He threw 5 touchdowns in one game as his high school football team's M.V.P. quarterback, and is also a legendary party host.

After one of his legendary keggers Jabby changed around some of his online stocks,and woke up worth more than a small city. When learning of this, he decided life was to valuable to spend working. He is like your big brother. He watches out for those close to him, and is kind of a dick.